I love when things aren't exactly what they seem at first glance. The flower illustration on this card was originally meant for a saccharine-sweet thank you card, but I like it so much more as a subversive and silly birthday card! The color scheme is inspired by the Delft pottery my grandma used to collect. The text reads "You're old as fuck. (Happy Birthday)" with tiny blue flowers above it.

• FRONT GREETING: You're old as fuck. (Happy birthday)

• INSIDE GREETING: Blank inside for your personal birthday message!

• INK COLOR(S): dark blue and medium blue

• DIMENSIONS: A2- 4.25"W x 5.5"H 

• PAPER COLOR: French Paper's Butcher Blue

• ENVELOPE COLOR: white

• PERFECT FOR: a funny birthday card, subversive birthday card, vulgar birthday card, funny milestone birthday card

Note: this is a screenprinted product. Please allow for slight variations. Also note that the saturation of the colors might vary slightly from your computer screen to the item itself. Proudly printed by hand in Pennsylvania.